New: five heats, zero chill

How brave
are you
today?

How brave
are you
today?

Five hot sauces, from a friendly tingle to a full-face sweat. Slide to your heat and we’ll pour you a match.

Pick your heat
LEVEL 3 · SWEAT MODESmoke Show
Pick your heat
LEVEL 3 · SWEAT MODESmoke Show

Or shop all five →

Yowch Smoke Show hot sauce, level 3 of 5.
$13
SAMPLE
Yowch Smoke Show hot sauce, level 3 of 5.
$13
SAMPLE
  • On eggs

  • Mild-ish

  • Fries, obviously

  • Warm Hug

  • Taco Tuesday

  • Sweat Mode

  • On pizza

  • Full Face

  • Instant noodles

  • Call Your Mum

  • Level 5 club

  • Yowch

Meet the
sauces.

Meet the
sauces.

Meet the
sauces.

Five bottles, five heats. Start low, work up, brag later.

Yowch Sunny Side hot sauce bottle.

Starter heat

SUNNY SIDE

1/5 · Mild-ish

Mango, lime and a polite little wave of chilli. Breakfast’s new best mate.

$12

150 ml · sample

Yowch Green Light hot sauce bottle.

Taco’s mate

GREEN LIGHT

2/5 · Warm Hug

Jalapeño, garlic and lime. Bright, zingy, go-on-then green.

$12

150 ml · sample

Yowch Smoke Show hot sauce bottle.

BBQ brain

SMOKE SHOW

3/5 · Sweat Mode

Smoky chipotle with a slow build. Makes any burger think it’s a barbecue.

$13

150 ml · sample

Yowch Red Alert hot sauce bottle.

Fruity, then ouch

RED ALERT

4/5 · Full Face

Habanero and roasted red pepper. Fruity first, then it keeps knocking.

$14

150 ml · sample

Yowch Last Words hot sauce bottle.

Handle with care

LAST WORDS

5/5 · Call Your Mum

Our hottest. One drop. We mean it. Okay, maybe two.

$16

100 ml · sample

All five Yowch bottles lined up mild to hottest.

THE FULL YOWCH

Can’t pick? All five in one box, mild to wild.

Yowch Sunny Side hot sauce bottle.

Starter heat

SUNNY SIDE

1/5 · Mild-ish

Mango, lime and a polite little wave of chilli. Breakfast’s new best mate.

$12

150 ml · sample

Yowch Green Light hot sauce bottle.

Taco’s mate

GREEN LIGHT

2/5 · Warm Hug

Jalapeño, garlic and lime. Bright, zingy, go-on-then green.

$12

150 ml · sample

Yowch Smoke Show hot sauce bottle.

BBQ brain

SMOKE SHOW

3/5 · Sweat Mode

Smoky chipotle with a slow build. Makes any burger think it’s a barbecue.

$13

150 ml · sample

Yowch Red Alert hot sauce bottle.

Fruity, then ouch

RED ALERT

4/5 · Full Face

Habanero and roasted red pepper. Fruity first, then it keeps knocking.

$14

150 ml · sample

Yowch Last Words hot sauce bottle.

Handle with care

LAST WORDS

5/5 · Call Your Mum

Our hottest. One drop. We mean it. Okay, maybe two.

$16

100 ml · sample

All five Yowch bottles lined up mild to hottest.

THE FULL YOWCH

Can’t pick? All five in one box, mild to wild.

From cosy
to chaos.

From cosy
to chaos.

From cosy
to chaos.

1

MILD-ISH

“Oh, that’s nice.”

Pour: Sunny Side

2

WARM HUG

“Ooh. Okay. Hello there.”

Pour: Green Light

3

SWEAT MODE

“Is it hot in here, or…”

Pour: Smoke Show

4

FULL FACE

“I can hear colours.”

Pour: Red Alert

5

CALL YOUR MUM

“Tell her I said thanks for everything.”

Pour: Last Words

Heat levels are our own 1 to 5 scale, a friendly guide rather than a lab test.

Put it on
everything.

Put it on
everything.

Put it on
everything.

Well, almost everything. Six places to start.

Eggs ready for a splash of hot sauce.

Eggs

Sunny Side

Fried, scrambled, hungover. Sunny Side has you.

Tacos ready for a splash of hot sauce.

Tacos

Green Light

Squeeze of lime, splash of green. Done.

Pizza ready for a splash of hot sauce.

Pizza

Red Alert

Crust dip. Life upgrade.

Burgers ready for a splash of hot sauce.

Burgers

Smoke Show

Smoke Show plus mayo. Swirl. Thank us later.

Noodles ready for a splash of hot sauce.

Noodles

Red Alert

Instant noodles, instant drama.

Hot chips ready for a splash of hot sauce.

Hot chips

Smoke Show

Dunk one. Then the whole bag.

Eggs ready for a splash of hot sauce.

Eggs

Sunny Side

Fried, scrambled, hungover. Sunny Side has you.

Tacos ready for a splash of hot sauce.

Tacos

Green Light

Squeeze of lime, splash of green. Done.

Pizza ready for a splash of hot sauce.

Pizza

Red Alert

Crust dip. Life upgrade.

Burgers ready for a splash of hot sauce.

Burgers

Smoke Show

Smoke Show plus mayo. Swirl. Thank us later.

Noodles ready for a splash of hot sauce.

Noodles

Red Alert

Instant noodles, instant drama.

Hot chips ready for a splash of hot sauce.

Hot chips

Smoke Show

Dunk one. Then the whole bag.

Can’t pick?
Take all five.

Can’t pick?
Take all five.

Can’t pick?
Take all five.

The Full Yowch: all five bottles in one box, mild to wild, plus a heat chart so they know where to start. Great for birthdays, secret Santa and that one mate who says nothing is hot.

The five Yowch bottles, mild to hottest.

The whole ladder

BURNING
questions.

BURNING
questions.

BURNING
questions.

How hot is hot?

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What’s in them, and what about allergens?

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How do I store it?

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Where do you ship, and how long does it take?

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Can I send it as a gift?

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What if it’s too hot?

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Dinner called.
It wants heat.

Dinner called.
It wants heat.

Dinner called.
It wants heat.

Five heats. One of them is yours.

FIRST DIBS ON NEW HEAT.

New sauces and the odd recipe. No spam, just spice.

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